
We are obligated to cover the World Cup, because ESPN says we have to. And it is kind of entertaining while its happening, not so much seven months before. Team USA draws England, Algeria, and Slovenia in its pool. Their first game being against England and the MLS part-timer David Beckham. Alexi Lalas described USA's draw as "awesome." So I will take his word for it.
Also, France who cheated its way into the World Cup, caught another lucky break by getting into South Africa's pool. South Africa sucks and was automatically put into the World Cup because they are hosting it.