Middle Man Mike Not A Limo Driver

I was going to be the limo driver for Man from the Chair's wedding. Chair man asked Mike no more than 2 days ago to be his driver, Mike obliged. Now, Wedding Chair Man dished out this email to MMMike: "Mike, we found a wheelchair limo so we dont need you to drive us anymore. Sorry. I know you were looking forward to it. I was going to have you do a test run with cones and shit before the big day."

What a huge bitchslap. I feel like Michael Finley. I am sought after, and then when I sign, I am relegated to the bench. Chair Man has pretty much told me that he doesn't know how to 'use me' in his new driving arrangement. Wait till you get your wedding present from me Wedding Chair Man, it is going to be a box of fresh Massachusetts air.

REPLY FROM MAN FROM THE CHAIR:

MMMike. Im sorry but I was getting nervous our limo drive would look something like this.