I Hate When The Celtics Lose To...

1) Worst team to lose to by far is the Lake Show. Kobe is a punk, we all know it. Pau Gasol rubs me the wrong way, just because of his hair. Phil Jackson sits on the bench like a comatose Joe Torre.

2) Cleveland. Lebron should change his # 23 because of Celtic hall of famer Frank Ramsey. Another former Celtic to wear # 23, good ole Dick Dickey. Anderson Varejao is a bitch too, that doesn't help Cleveland's cause. If Delonte wasn't on this team, they would be completely awful to watch and lose to.

4) Chicago Bulls. Joakim Noah is the only reason. She knows how to rebound, though.

5) Atlanta. Joe Johnson is good, we should trade for him. Mike Bibby is almost as annoying as Varejao. Nice tats. Anybody think Josh Smith is a punk? I get a feeling he is.

6) Dallas. In the late 90s and early 2000s, don't you remember things getting really out of hand in Dallas? Being down by 20 after 1 quarter. The fans going nuts, breathing down your throats. Celtics can't slow down the opposing offense. When John Bagley was on the Cs, they had no shot against Dallas.

4 comments:

Man from the Chair said...

I actually remember the 1990s when the Dallas Mavericks were literally the worst sports franchise to ever exist. They werent like the Clippers or the KC Royals, because people actually have hard of those teams. When you said Dallas Mavericks, people were like, "Dallas has a basketball team?". Thats how bad they were.

Middle Man Mike said...

Yes, they used to be pretty pathetic...especially when they wore these jerseys. http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/basketball/nba/02/08/kidd.flashback/t1_jason.kidd.jpg

I forgot J. Kidd was on Dallas! They had 13 wins in 93-94, and 36 in 94-95.

Guy In The Balcony said...

I like the wife beater's shoe laces in that pic.

brades said...

I agree with all of those teams but I would also add Orlando. I did not mind the Magic last year but they have replaced the lovable Hedo Turkoglu with Vince Carter. VC is one of, if not the most overrated basketball players in the game today, if not ever. Teams that he plays for get worse, ALWAYS! Yeah, he can dunk, so could Rex Chapman.

You forgot that other Laker Euro-weenie Sasha Vujacic, too. A real grade-A douche bag!

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